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Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this morning on the G65 trolleybus into town from Betoota Heights, a city-working local man said he was aware that The Nightwatchman and Bradbury Shorten-Beazley had a televised debate last night – and he’s filed that information under ‘Who Gives A Fuck’ in his brain.
Damien Lee went onto explain as the electric bus winded it’s way down Range Road that he already knows who he’s going to vote for so he spared himself the hour of unabridged horseshit that was last night’s leaders’ debate.
“If you gave me a choice of going back in time to the first day of the Somme or watching the leaders debate, I’d chose strolling into a Maxim gun volley every time,” he said.
“But if you want to know, I watched the Lego Show and then streamed Game of Thrones through the ChromeCast,”
“Then I snuck into my housemate’s bedroom and stole one of his John Player Specials, smoked it with a peg holder and went to bed.”
Our reporter nodded and said he had enough to put an article together.
More to come.
