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The silly season is reaching its peak, it can be confirmed this afternoon.
This comes after a local Betoota Heights hedonist Ethan Banes decided to rip into another round of glass sandwiches, and get his car towed home from the pub.
“Yeah fuck it lol,” laughed the young man running on bacon and egg roles, schnitty’s, coffee and alcoholic beverages.
“I’ll just get the Subey towed home,” said Banes, succumbing to his wants and desires.
The folding of his rubber arm followed a few of his mates (indulging in a non-professional pint session), telling him to stick around for another round, which will inevitably lead to another round or two or maybe even 3.
“Bro, I have no idea in why in the fuck you even drove into town today, but you can actually get it towed home haha,” said one of his mates – glazing over the very impromptu nature of the ‘boys last catchup before Chrissy’.
“Just DiDi yourself and the car home,” laughed the young man in regards to the rideshare app’s new Silly Season promo.
“Then you can wake up hungover as fuck with the car in the driveway and not have the horrifying chill of hangxiety stemming from how you got home last night,” laughed the biggest pisswreck in the group.
“It’s like rideshare for your ride.”
With the entire group agreeing on the merits of the idea, a rogue round of Bundy and Creaming sodas were brought out in celebration.
More to come.
