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It goes without saying that parking rangers are the scum between all our toes, and local man Jerry Hatwell has today been issued a $114 reminder why. 

After parking in a clearly marked 2-hour spot for over 4-hours, Hatwell and his girlfriend returned to his 2008 Ford Falcon to find a white slip of hell flailing in the wind under his windscreen wiper. 

“Are you fucking kidding?” 

“Fucking hell, parking rangers are the lowest of the low” 

“We are in a pandemic, give us a break.

“How do they even sleep at night?”

Not helping the situation at all, Hatwell’s girlfriend, Julia, piped up and suggested that perhaps if he just didn’t park in a spot for longer than the legally allocated and clearly signposted time, none of this would have happened. 

“Babe, it’s kind of your fault isn’t it?” 

“They’re just doing their job”

This was not the response Hatwell was looking for from his girlfriend, potentially soon to be ex-girlfriend. 

“What the fuck, Julia? You’re meant to be on my side here” 

“Fuck parking rangers!” 

“And as punishment for taking their side, I’m paying for this fine out of our joint account. Still think they’re just doing their job?”

It’s believed Julia didn’t bother responding to Hatwell’s spiteful response, instead just getting in the passenger seat and staring out the window until they got home. 

More to come.

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