WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The true nature of the heatwave currently gripping large parts of the country has been uncovered today, after a local father of 3 issued a strong statement on the conditions.
The 62 year-old patriarch from Betoota Heights did so a short time ago by confirming that ‘it’s not cold’.
Darren Wilson, a semi-retired chippy whose been feeling the bite today, issued the statement from the shade of his building site.
“Yeah, it’s not fucking cold is it,” said the local father, who enjoys explaining what things are by saying what they are not.
“Jesus Christ, it’s got a real sting to it this
“Not to bad for all those pen pushers in their conditioned offices, but geez it’s tough out here for the rest of us.”
The comments are believed to have clarified any doubt remaining about the heatwave that is shutting down plenty of occupations around the nation that operate outside.
Local Bureau of Meteorology spokesperson Heather Anderson told The Advocate this afternoon that the Mr Wilson is ‘certainly not wrong’.
“He’s absolutely spot on,” said Anderson.
“That is a perfect synopsis of the current conditions around the country.”
