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A self proclaimed good bloke, has been forced to recount every single good deed he’s done for a friend in an attempt to secure a password for a sports streaming site.
The good bloke, also known as Andrew Younis (30), was forced to highlight his good deeds late last night after deciding he wanted to watch a European football match, but realising he didn’t have a subscription to one of those sports streaming apps.
Being the good bloke he is, Andrew thought it wouldn’t be an issue to dial a mate and use their account after everything he’s done for them.
Unfortunately Andrew was wrong.
His only friend that actually had a subscription to a sports streaming app had the audacity to completely forget all that Andrew had done for him.
“Sorry mate, my brother is already logged in and I already gave the other log in to a mate, no more room for another person” Said Jules, Andrew’s so called ‘friend’.
Fortunately Andrew was able to quickly fire off some of his recent favours in a successful move to pin his friend down.
“Mate! don’t you remember that uber last week? The time we left before it was your round at the pub last summer? The pack of chips I brought to that BBQ? The fact I didn’t even ask you to chuck in for that case? The free ride from the airport? That time I waited for you when you went to piss on a tree and everyone kept walking except for me? And on top of that, all those free drags from my vape!?!” Andrew explained to his forgetful and ungrateful friend.
Jules was reportedly stunned by the speech that Andrew insists was not rehearsed at all.
In an effort to break Jules’ speechlessness and to finally secure the login details, Andrew really went for gold.
“Look, just tell your brother that you owe me one and that it’s about time he starts paying for some stuff, doesn’t he have a job? you’re not some kind of charity!” Andrew told him.
Jules later went on to inform his football mad, 14 year old brother that he should start spending 25% of his Maccas pay check on a sports streaming app, because his good bloke friend needed to use the log-in and he couldn’t let him down.
