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The Federal Government has said they’re ‘fed up’ with Victoria on the whole and has asked them to stay away from the rest of us.
Speaking to the House of Representatives this morning in Canberra, Scott Morrison said after a spate of new coronavirus infections, unbridled corruption and a floundering footy code, enough is enough.
“I think I speak for the rest of the country when I say we’ve simply had enough of Victoria,” he said.
“It’s cold. Nobody washes their hands. It’s run by Christ knows who. Sorry, Jesus. But you understand my exasperation with them all. It’s so crook,”
“So I’m going to backtrack on what I said the other day about every state opening up again. Everyone should open up except for Victoria. They just need some time to themselves. Daniel Andrews is under the pump and he’s wobbling along like an overloaded wheelbarrow,”
“And to Victorian’s who’ve found themselves not washing their hands in a state other than Victoria, please stay 1.5m away from everyone else. It’s obvious that you simply cannot be trusted to maintain even a base-level of manibus hygiene.”
When asked by Opposition leader Anthony Albanese why he’s picking on Victorians when New South Wales is the real engine room of the nation’s coronavirus, Scott Morrison offered this retort.
“Because everyone in Sydney would get the fuck out of it if they could. Sydney is a shithole but it’s the centre of the universe. When people make it in Sydney, they get out. Unless you’re a real plastic bedsheet operator type. Like your Rene Rivkins and your James Symonds. They’d be into some real heavy shit. Bedroom shit,” said the Prime Minister.
Albo nodded and said thanked the Prime Minister for his honest answer.
More to come.
