EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A group of mouth breathers attempting to carb load their way out of hangover have found themselves reaching a stalemate today, while dining at Betoota Ponds most beloved chinese restaurant ‘Kings on King.’
Only speaking to ask if someone could pass a plate, the boys were clearly on struggle street as they attempted to shovel various bits of animal carcass into their gobs, and pick up dumplings using the special Queensland technique (the stab and grab).
And though this greasy hangover method would usually result in at least a few of the boys perking up, the poor decision to buy a round of tequila shots in the wee hours of the morning at one of those establishments that clearly doesn’t comply with RSA rules, has resulted in the gnarliest of hangovers – and a fight to the finish for the final spring roll.
Which, to quote the great man Ludracis, can be unpredictable.
It’s alleged the group could be seen all eyeing off the final springy and twitching their chopsticks like a cowboy reaching for his pistol in a gunfight, before the youngest shamefully grabbed it with his bare hands.
More to come.
