A local woman has just asked her boyfriend a question with literally an infinite amount of answers and appears to be insisting on him guessing the correct one.
“Omg you’ll never guess who I saw today!”
“Who?” Responded the boyfriend.
“No, you have to guess!”
“Go, guess” insisted the girlfriend.
“Ummm…” began the boyfriend before throwing out the names of a number of their close friends.
“No none of them, I’ll give you a clue…”
It’s understood that at this point the boyfriend’s eyes glazed over and he went into auto-pilot, a mode he’s conditioned himself to go into whenever he’s made to feel like he doesn’t know much about his girlfriend’s non-him-related life.
The guessing game ended while the boyfriend was in his trance as he explained to our reporter after the arduous interaction.
“I don’t know what happened. I literally drift off when she says that to me and wait until it’s over”
“There are 7.6 billion people on earth, there’s no way I’m going to be able to guess who she saw”
“I don’t know why she keeps saying it to me. She knows I’ve only got enough room in my head for like 10 people to remember”
“It’s like when she retells a story about something funny that happened at work without any context and all of the people involved have the same first name”
More to come.
