WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A local sack of shit has just been caught out by his friends, after turning up to a barbeque with a case of universally loathed beers.
“What the fuck’s that,” yelled out a mate of Peter Poon upon his arrival to a New Year’s Eve barbeque with the questionable case of piss.
Laughing the run of the mill chat off, the 27-year-old stinge who pinched one of his old man’s cases during a trip to the family home over Christmas, began to break a six pack up like he had any intention of consuming the beer.
However, barely a minute after sloshing the beers around a mate’s esky young Poon was caught with a different drink in his hand – something that has since become a recurring theme over the course of the afternoon.
“Jesus, he’s hoovering up drinks someone else has paid for like a rugby league player at a wedding,” said one of Poon’s friends.
“I mean I can’t blame him for wanting to drink something else, but sweet jesus, he’s made his bed and he can lie in it.”
Another one of the young man’s victims explained that he’s hassled a couple of Canadian Club’s out of him already.
“He told me he’s over beer, I’m not sure how that’s possible cause I don’t think he’s fucking had one,” laughed the generous friend.
“I grew up in a big family, so I know the importance of sharing, but CC and Drys aren’t exactly bargain basement priced drinks if you know what I mean.”
“I’m not sure why we need to be modern day Jesus Chirsts and bear the cross for his sins.”
At the time of press, Poon was unavailable for comment and was seen lurking around a mate who was just about to finish her drink.
