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A former high school bully has emerged from the swamps of Instagram this week to announce he now really cares about helping other blokes fulfil their potential.
Tyler Goggins, a 30 year old Betoota Ponds plumber and now podcast host, has gone live on social media to preach his new brand of men’s wellness, a cause he says he’s “been passionate about for a while”.
In a video recorded from the meditation deck of Warrior Wellness Retreat in Bali, Tyler has told his followers that he’s feeling great after the two week mens only health retreat.
“I’m here at the top secret location, an invite only camp that’s helping my supercharge my personal growth,” Tyler told his followers, from the $3000 a week glorified hostel that you can book online in five minutes.
“I’m into week two here, I’ve read five books, I’m eating nothing but grass-fed beef, and I’m discovering what it means to be the greatest version of myself.”
Tyler’s antics on socials have been shared widely across group chats in Betoota, but mainly because anyone who went to school with him knows he was a proper fckwit in school and was the reason multiple people didn’t want to walk home alone after the final bell.
“How’s Tyler Goggins spruiking men’s mental health like we all forgot how he pissed in Kyle Jenkin’s locker back in Year 8, what a loser” one ex-classmate mused to his friends.
“Apparently Kev Duncan still has a welt on his nutsack after all those sack-wacks Tyler used to dish out in the P.E changeroom…” added another.
“I think he’s dropped the plumbing job to become a full-time mental health podcast guy, fancy asking people in town if they want to be interviewed by the very person that put them into the school councillor’s office in high school. It’s a bit off.”
