LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In an escalating situation, year 10 Betoota High students are sitting soberly in Kim Gilchrist’s living room as they wait in anticipation for Damian ‘Damo’ Dunn’s older brother to return with the alcohol they gave him money for and actually start to enjoy their formal after-party.
The group of peers decided they should let their hair down and after having no fun at their PG-rated year 10 formal, electing to have a last minute after party when Kim stupidly mentioned her parents are in Europe and her house is empty
After splitting the last of Kim’s parent’s schnapps between the thirty of them, Damo suggested his degenerate older brother David might be able to help them source some alcohol.
“I’ve seen David around town,” stated one peach-fuzzed party-goer.
“His eyes are always red and he speaks from one side of his mouth. He’s our only hope.”
At approximately 9:40 pm, David Dunn arrived at the budding house party, collected the $66 the teenagers had between them and promptly left after cutting six inches of hose pipe from the front garden.
“One of us should have gone with him,” stated party host Kim Gilchrist (16).
“But he had no other seats in his car. It was just like some sort of big metal tray in there.”
Twenty minutes later, Damo left a voice message asking his brother where he was and at the time of writing has not received a reply.
“His phone is just probably out of battery,” stated Damo to his peers busy raiding the pantry for nutmeg and vanilla essence.
“He’ll be back at some point.”
Speaking exclusively with The Advocate Damo revealed there is no way his brother was coming back and that it’s likely he may never be seen again.
“Guaranteed he’s bought a stick and put $46 on a horse. I am so asking him for my three bucks back.”
