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Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has tried to tell us what to think of China again and blah blah yawn Kevin find another hill to die on.
Today at some $2000-a-plate lunch at some fucking think tank lunch, Kevin said some things about China and how it’s not as bad as the nation’s Holden Racing Team shirt owners think it is and so on.
“Blah blah blah blah blah I’m a fucken nerd blah blah,” he said.
The comments come after non-former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has said he wants to get to the bottom of the coronavirus and put his support behind calls for a global investigation into the cause.
China is obviously not stoked about this investigation, said Rudd, which means we should support it.
Rudd was, for the third time in his life, thrown under the bus by Opposition leader Anthony Albanese who said he supports Scott Morrison’s push for the investigation.
“I support this investigation,” said Albo.
Kevin then spoke in some Mandarin, which failed to lift the crowd.
“You’ll be sorry when China starts to boycott us. No more tourists, no more students. No more trading partners.”
A visibly intoxicated mining executive then took it upon himself to stand up on his chair, exposing the piss dribble down the right leg of his beige moleskins, cup his hands together over his mouth and tell the former Prime Minister what he really though.
“Neeeerrrrrrrrdddddddd,” he said.
“Shut up, Kevin!”
Kevin finished up his speech and called the bloke outside.
They went outside and Kevin slapped the mining executive into next Thursday. As the big fella (mining executive) tried to get back to his feet, Kevin put one of his size five Hush Puppy across the iron ore cowboy’s jaw then watched him back onto the cement.
Mr Rudd then left the scene on foot.
More to come.
