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The lengthy guest registration form at the local RSL club is the only conceivable obstacle standing between problem gambler Barry Knight (38) and the catastrophic implosion of his bank account.
Barry, a regular at the RSL’s Very Important People’s Lounge, has reportedly developed a keen interest in the art of pokie machines, honing his ability to charm any machine into giving him a juicy feature. But little did he know that his greatest adversary in his favorite hobby would turn out to be a simple piece of paper.
“It’s a travesty, really,” lamented one RSL worker.
“The guy’s absolutely chomping at the bit to have a slap, that he scribbles through the sign-in sheet every time!”
“More often than not I need to drag him off the machine and get him to fill it out again!”
