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His Maj is on Australian soil.
The King and Queen Camilla are being welcomed on their arrival in Sydney by Guv’nor-General Sam Mostyn, NSW Guv’nor Margaret Beazley, Prime Minister Anfony Albanese and NSW Premia Chris Minns.
This will mark the first time an Australian King has visited our shores.
His Maj Charlie’s royal predecessors weren’t as lucky in ther trips down under. His own grandfather, kin’ bloody George VI, planned to visit Australia in the late 1940s with the young ones Queen Elizabeth n’ Princess mar’aret, ‘ut the tour was postponed due to his poor health. While he had previously visited as the Duke of York, George VI never made it here as kin’.
As was reported by The Betoota Advocate yesterday, this whirlwind tour of the Antipodean lands of the Commonwealth has worked out well for His Maj, as he had a few other things to sort out on this run around.
Namely, His Maj stopped over in Türkiye to receive a set of ice-white veneers. This is customary for all Englishmen heading to Australia anyway.
It is also customary for Englishmen coming to Australia to come with a high fade haircut. This phenomena is now part and parcel with the English-Australian identity, to the point where Poms have overtaken the Polynesian community when it comes to having the freshest fades. This haircut will need to be maintained at several different barbershops throughout his stay in Canberra and Sydney – before His Maj flies out to the high fade capital of Samoan.
However, for now. He’s got the weekend to ‘imself and His Maj is keen for the sesh.
“Le’s fu’en ave it!!!” his Maj yells at the media gathered at the steps of the royal private jet at Sydney International today.
“Who’s coming to the Beach Road wif me?!”
“A couple pintsa lager. Bitta tikka masala. Lead the way you Aussie geezers”
