EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A bloke who’s managed to rack up an almost perfect Uber customer rating has been forced to suck up some demerit points this weekend, after his mate got black out drunk enough to warrant a ride home, it’s reported.
The Betoota Heights local, Gabe Rollins, 28, is alleged to have kept his Uber rating at a solid 4.96 for the past few years, which he makes sure to mention whenever possible- often asking his mates what their ‘Uber rating’ is, before smugly flashing his almost perfect score in their face.
However, it appears all it’s taken is just one night (and some ill advised Green Fairy shots) for Gabe’s perfect score to come crashing down to a painfully average 4.6.
“We were the last two standing, and there weren’t any taxi’s nearby”, says Gabe, “so I had no choice but to put him in an Uber.”
“I’ll be honest though, I really didn’t want to.”
Gabe explains that his mate made it roughly two minutes into the travel before he projectile vomited bright green spew onto the passenger headrest in front of him…and the door…and on Gabe.
“He just kept fucking moving side to side, like a carnival clown game, but with vomit.”
More to come.
