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One of Betoota’s most eligible single gals is enjoying an extra cosy Uber ride home this morning as she enjoys the spoils of a great one night stand.
Izzy Ernest-Leoty, a 26-year-old Advertising Account Manager from the Ponds, would be the first to admit she’s enjoying her single phase, a period she can bask in freely knowing she’s “moving to London” in two months time.
So after taking advantage of the plethora of free agency drinks in the office last night, Izzy reportedly found herself down at Buttons Bar, a place commonly referred to as “the drycleaners”, cos it’s an easy place to pick up a suit.
Finding herself in a dark corner chatting to a 6ft5, brown hair, blue eyed finance guy (close enough), it didn’t long for Izzy to be swept off her feet at the suggestion of checking out his penthouse apartment overlooking Betoota Lake.
Fast forward to this morning, and Izzy tells The Advocate her overnight stay has come with a special souvenir, a quilted Canada Goose Parka that’s worth more than the 2002 Kia Rio currently sitting in her driveway.
“Look I’ve left some random bloke’s house with a free hoodie multiple times, but this jacket is a real steal!” Izzy told our reporter, as she admired the luxury fabric and plush pillowy exterior.“So much better than the Broncos hoodie I stole from the last tradie I slept with.”
“I’m sure he won’t mind, plus this’ll come in handy when the temps drop below 5 degrees in Clapham.”
More to come.
