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EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Heights woman is now heavily considering booking a consultation at her nearest beauty clinic, after her mates insisted the hideous photo of her dropped into the group was an accurate reflection.
Staring in horror as she zoomed into the photo, Chara Phillips was shocked to discover that she’d been walking around looking this ugly the entire time, and that the reflection she saw in the mirror on a daily basis was apparently a lie. Still, a small part of Chara had clinged to the hopes that she didn’t look like that at all, and that the camera was merely playing tricks – a hope that was unfortunately dashed by her friends insisting she ‘looked normal.’
“If someone says ‘oh god, do I really look like that?’, the answer should always be NO”, wailed Chara, “that’s the rule!”
“Instead, they convinced me it was normal.”
“I look like handsome squid ward.”
Our reporter asks to look at the photo, and admits it is a pretty hideous shot.
“Okay thank god.”
More to come.