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SPRING HAS SPRUNG: In a move that has rocked the very foundations of her social circle, local “Woo Girl” Cassie Edwards has officially declared the arrival of spring—by ditching her winter staple, the almond cap, in favour of her beloved iced lattes.
Cassie took to social media yesterday with an Instagram story featuring her first iced latte of the season, captioned “Spring has officially sprung!”
Eyewitnesses confirm that Cassie’s ritualistic return to iced lattes is a long-standing tradition, marking the end of the colder months. “It’s like a switch flips in her head,” said friend and fellow latte enthusiast, Jess, who was present during the historic transition. “It’s like clockwork”
Critics argue that Cassie’s declaration might be a tad premature, given the weather’s persistent chill. However, supporters stand firm. “Spring is here when Cassie says it is,” one fan commented. “I mean, who’s going to argue with a basic bitch?”
As the city braces for more unseasonal weather, Cassie’s iced latte move is seen as a bold statement of optimism and the unofficial start of spring’s true arrival.
More to come.
