ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A French Quarter young professional revealed this morning that her boyfriend of seven years still finds it funny to greet her by putting his weak, pencil-pushing hand on the small of her back while he whispers “G’day Mate” in her ear at the same time.
In addition to that, Lisa Pearson said the first thing her partner Mark Donaldside said to her as she woke up this morning was that he was a country boy, meaning he could fly a plane, ride a horse and fuck his woman.
Ms Pearson spoke to our reporter just a few moments ago, where she outlined just how funny it is going through this sea of pain that is life with a man like Mark.
“He says it was such a straight face,” she said.
“And it’s not like he’s only done it once or twice, he’s done it like 50 times. It’s unbelievable. He’s unbelievable.”
However, according to a recent survey conducted by The Advocate, it seems Ms Pearson isn’t the only woman in town with a hilarious life partner.
Close to 9 in 10 Betoota men currently in a committed relationship say they’ve tried the ‘Andrew Broad greeting’ at least once since the story broke earlier this month.
More to come.
