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Chef Manu Feildel has travelled up the Tweed River to visit his old friend Pete Evans after news that the reclusive television judge was right all along about a myriad of different conspiracy theories.
In recent months, Evans has taken to social media numerous times to share the dangers of vaccines, 5G radio waves and garlic-less hummus.
And now that Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced this morning that he’s going to do everything in his power to make the impending coronavirus vaccine compulsory for all Australians, Chef Manu told our reporters that he had to make peace with Evans.
“I thought he went crazy,” he said.
“When the government found out I was heading up the Tweed to see Manu, they gave me a gun and told me to take the shot if I had one,”
“I threw that gun in the river.”
Up the Tweed went Manu in his rented Quintrex, the Northern Rivers air flowing through his dense head of French hair.
When he arrived at the place Evans was last seen, Manu was confronted by a large militia.
Evans was nowhere to be seen.
“They were just standing there, looking at me,” he said.
“It’s like those stories you hear about communes and shit being up here in these parts. But they all had guns, it was like they were expecting me,”
“All I wanted to do was talk to Pete and tell them he was right about everything,”
“Then one of the soldiers said I’d just missed him, that Pete had returned to Sydney to sell his beachside mansion for $3.5m,”
“And then it dawned on me what a fool I’d been. That is my dream, that is my nightmare.”
More to come.
