Mark Latham Probably An Anti-Vaxxer By Now

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Tabloids papers and other bodies with nothing better to do have been a buzz with an unverified story that is unlikely to surprise anyone, stating that former Labor leader and One Nation NSW state leader Mark Latham is probably an anti-vaxxer by now.

A role model for losers everywhere, Mark Latham is best known for leading the ALP to defeat in the 2004 federal election and being unable to find the door ever since.

Since then Mark Latham has been determined to prove to Australians they were right to have not voted for him with a finely tuned mixture of bigotry that will likely result with him coming out as an anti-vaxxer any day now.

The anti vaccination or anti-vaxxer movement was started by a group of concerned parents who believed they were being lead by medical professionals to inject their children with dangerous chemicals that Jim Carrey’s ex-girlfriend says is not good for them.

Causing a stir on the internet and in the medical community, the anti-vaxxer movement state they are trying to prevent their children from being injected with autism that would lead to behaviour such as close set, overly long handshakes and believing domestic abuse is a coping mechanism.

“I don’t really know much about vaccines,” stated Latham when asked about his opinion on vaccines.

“So yes, I do have a very strong opinion on vaccines.”

“I am on a $600,000 per year pension as a result of a career that never really saw the heights I was affectively handballed. So I have had a lot of time at home to think about this”

At the time of publication, anti-vaxxer groups are at a standstill as they try to decide whether to defend all those who support the anti vaccination movement or to release a statement distancing themselves from Mark Latham.