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A young Betoota Heights man with a slight temperature and scratch throat has gone back for another precautionary COVID-19 test today, just days after his last one.
Mikey Daltone has had 89 coronavirus tests in three months. The 27-year-old had his first one after coming into contact with a cousin that returned home from New York City displaying a number of symptoms.
“And I’ve been hooked ever since,” he laughed.
“I just really love it. I love the sensation of being tested for this virus. I don’t know what I’m going to do when this is all over and I’ve got to get someone to do it to me who’s not a nurse.”
When this masthead read Mikey the definition of a masochist, he smiled and said that was a pretty accurate description of him.
“We’re all something, I guess,”
“And I’m a masochist. Honestly, if you think you might be a masochist, go and get tested for the Miley Cyrus. You’ll know then and there if this shit gets you fucking going!”
More to come.
