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A study into the biological effects of music has confirmed that no matter what you do in your life Frenzal Rhomb never quite leaves the system.
Formed in Sydney in 1992, Frenzal Rhomb are an Australian alternative punk band known for high-speed gronky pub jams beloved by everyone born between 1980-85 who needed to annoy their parents just a little bit.
The effects of the music of Frenzal Rhomb, were the centre of a study at Betoota Polytechnic University with 100 former Frenzal Rhomb listeners observed, most of which were identified as part of a CBD oil hook-up scheme.
Although many of the subjects hadn’t pumped the Rhomb in up to ten years, 100% of former Frenzalians contained traces of Frenzal Rhomb in their system confirming that the band never quite leaves the system and perhaps it’s time to pop them on now.
“Oh yeah, that makes sense, I used to love those cunts!” stated former Rhombus, Taylor Chune (47), who spent years coughing his lungs up at Frenzal gigs.
“We used to really try and freak out the opening act, like it was a tradition, booing, spitting on them, throwing things, you name it…”
Chune then demonstrated to our reporting team just how potent just one drop of Frenzal Rhomb in the blood can be by yarning about gigs from 20+ years ago in the long winded and uninteresting way.
“You won’t remember this but there used to be a festival called the Big Day Out…”
