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After a week of social media pile-ones over questionable claims in his new memoir, Moby has issued a public apology to a random chick ‘from the coast’.
This comes as Moby faces backlash for also claiming he dated with Natalie Portman and Lana Del Rey, despite their claims that he’s creepy and delusional.
However, Moby’s most recent conquest – a hot chick from the coast who doesn’t have Facebook and whose existence you can’t verify because she’s from another town, has drawn the most backlash.
The singer took to his Instagram page to pen a lengthy caption to a post that read simply, “from moby, an apology.”
“As some time has passed I’ve realized that many of the criticisms leveled at me regarding my inclusion of a random hot coastie that no one can verify in Then It Fell Apart are very valid,” he wrote.
“I also fully recognize that it was truly inconsiderate of me to not let her know about her inclusion in the book beforehand, and equally inconsiderate for me to not fully respect her reaction.”
“I have a lot of admiration for this random hot chick from another town, for her intelligence, creativity, and animal rights activism, and I hate that I might have caused her and her family distress,” the 53-year-old singer continued.
“At the end of the day, it’s up to you, my Instagram users to decide whether or not you want to take part in this myth-building exercise in which I try desperately to look like I made the most of my brief moment as an internationally acclaimed musician, while also being a woke and respectful white cis-male”
