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One of Betoota’s most iconic 3 star regional motels has today stood by their thirteen dot point list of rules and regulations, on the face of intense backlash from holidayers.
Tourists say a simple sign saying ‘NO HORSEPLAY’ would surely be enough, rather than the 1000-word anti-fun manifesto.
“It’s really over the top” says motel guest, Sarah (44)
“I took the kids for a swim earlier and my youngest had fallen asleep by the time we got through the list of rules”
“The pictures as well… Do they think I’m gonna just chuck empty wine bottles into the shallow end?”
“This place must be run by a real Kim Jung-un”
However, owner-operator of The Betoota Summer Lodge, Johnathan Blaine (48), says every single one of the rules on that list are there for a reason.
“I think the suggestion that I’m being a dictator is laughable.”
“I wish I didn’t have to write down every single one of those rules, but I do”
“Gone are the days of a simple bomb diving ban, with basic CPR instructions on the fence” he says
“I’ve been in this game long enough to see everything”
Mr Blaine says a simple 10pm lock-out is not enough to stop drunken morons from nearly killing themselves in the middle of his family-owned business in broad daylight.
“You ever hosted a bucks party of Chinchilla gas drillers?” He asks our reporters.
“No?”
“Well then shut up”
“You have no idea what kind of perverted shit that pool has seen”
The closest roof is at least 20 meters away and I’ve still had dead shits trying to backflip off it”
