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Local mum and self-proclaimed “yummy mummy,” Patricia Kensington (52), has expressed her deep concerns over the “unseen risks” her son, Ben (16), faces from his recent fascination with vaping—despite Patricia’s addiction to the miracle weight loss drug Ozempic.
Patricia, known for her fervent support of Ozempic, is convinced that inhaling fruity vapor is far more dangerous than the pill that practically erases her natural instinct for hunger.
“I’m nauseous for most of the day, I faint weekly, and I have trouble swallowing for some reason, but I trust this stuff 100%,” Patricia said confidently.
“You guys should be more worried about these vapes! We just don’t know what they do to our young people! There’s no research! People are abusing them!”
In her quest to safeguard her son’s health, Patricia has launched a campaign to raise awareness about the perils of vaping among other parents at her son’s high school.
“I just think it’s so foolish that people are too lazy to quit their bad habits the hard way, so they just use an easy alternative that they end up getting addicted to!” she lamented.
As Patricia rallies her fellow parents against the dangers of vaping, she remains blissfully oblivious to the irony that her own health quest hinges on a drug that numbs her instincts.
More to come.
