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A pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones are working overtime today as a local rave rat eases back into the working week.
At 9:38am this morning, local PR professional Ciara Showpo (26) arrived at her desk at Prosecco & Pop Collective, an award-winning agency that specialises in gifting beauty shit to influencers.
Sucking down a green juice, Ciara was quick to signal to her co-workers that she wasn’t in the mood to collaborate today, and that any interaction should be done via email.
“Good weekend?” asked her work frenemy Sara Ella-Smith, a co-worker who’s technically on the same level as Ciara but acts like she’s two steps above.
“Yep” responded Ciara blankly, as she untwisted her headphones and plugged in for the day.
Of course today’s performance by Ciara is receiving little sympathy from the rest of her co-workers, given they all saw her Instagram stories over the weekend which included a play by play account of the infamous Rabbits Eat Cabbage bush doof that happened just outside of Windorah.
So after posting 15 different Instagram stories of the best DJ sets, costumes and doof sticks seen at the festival, it’s no wonder all her colleagues know Ciara is coming down faster than a Bonza jet.
“We’ll just leave her to it, I can’t imagine how it must feel to have that many neurons flickering on and off,” one co-worker told The Advocate later in the tea room.
“Let her have the day in headphone mode, half the agency was gurning their jaws off at that doof anyway, it’s a good day for deep work.”
