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Celebrations are set to reign supreme in the west of Sydney.
Off the back of one of the most successful NRL seasons ever played, the young Panthers side led by captain James Tamou are ripping.
The Premiership win would be the club’s first since 2003, also the year Penrith became home to Australia’s first Krispy Kreme.
“We had so much to celebrate that year, decades worth,” stated Panthers fan Henry Cox as he filled an expensive Nike sneaker with $4 beer.
“The last time we won I was so young.”
With that in mind, Cox and the city of almost 200,000 have said ‘Sorry Australia’ and began festivities which will surely result in a third wave of COVID-19.
“Just as big Billy Kikau crashed through the Storm defensive line, we too will be smashing the handful of minor restrictions that remain in place and have an absolute belter!”
“Black, red, green, yellow, occasionally brown and sometimes pink until I die brotha!”
“Oh yeah, and teal for a bit in the noughties. Whoo!”
“Let’s go you fucking panfers”
