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The Prime Minister has laughed off suggestion that the nation’s many industries that depend heavily on exports will be worse off under a new plan to redirect trade from China to Great Britain.
“Let them eat, Australian beef, pork and lamb!” said Scott Morrison.
“Let them make their shithouse beers with Australian barley! Let them sun their sickly bodies on our beaches! Let there be a bottle of Australian wine on every dinner table from Cornwall to Belfast!”
“Who needs China? Let China make our corporate uniforms and fake dog poo! How good’s Great Britain?”
Earlier today, Scott Morrison fronted the media to outline a new plan to direct trade toward the UK and other Commonwealth nations after Australia’s trade relationship with China continues to sour.
Earlier this week, China needlessly slapped trade tariffs on Australian barley and banned exports from a number of large abattoirs because the government supported a plan to find out where and how the coronavirus came to be.
More to come.
