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A Betoota Grove primary school has been caught selling gourmet sausages wrapped in a bun this morning, telling voters that they’re democracy sausages.
Local man Brendan Green contacted The Advocate after he voted earlier today at the Lake Betoota Public School to say he was let down and shocked by the experience.
The 25-year-old lives with his parents in Betoota Heights, he says, but visits his girlfriend who chooses to live in the top end of town because she enjoys exchanging money in order to feel superior to other people.
“It’s the first ‘democracy sausage’, fuck that makes me cringe to say just quietly, that’s actually tasted sweet,” he said.
“And the sweetness didn’t come from the onions or the sauces, it came from the bun itself. This place is fucked,”
“What’s wrong with a slice of Wonder White and sausage that’s probably got horse meat in it? Something I’ll never understand about these ‘yuppie Gen X cunts!'”
The Advocate contacted the ‘yuppie cunt’ running the show at Lake Betoota Primary to see what the deal is but have yet to receive a reply.
More to come.
