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As the debate surrounding the legalisation of harm-reduction methods such as pill-testing at music festivals continues to gather momentum, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today put his hand up and admitted to having never done ‘illegal’ drugs.
Morrison joins his fellow state equivalent caretaker, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian, as one of the many unelected Liberal leaders who have only gotten to where they are by not being the most toxic person in their cabinet, and apparently not doing drugs.
However, Morrison has admitted to doing kava in Fiji.
“You know it’s legal there” he says with a cheeky smile.
“I got so kava’d up bro. It’s like a proper ceremony and stuff”
Morrison appeared to be referencing last week’s official tour of the Pacific Island nation, where he announced that he would pay some money to help foster Fijian talent for the NRL, and also told the Fijian president that his wife was hot.
However, spokespeople from the Fijian camp say that Morrison was such a novice when it came to kava that he ‘green’d out’.
“I’d heard about numbtongue… But overdosing on kava is a bit soft” said one government official.
“I thought that could only happen with weed”
“He had to go back to his hotel room for a 45 minute shower and some choccies”
