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The Coalition Government have today announced that they are now ready to hand over to Labor, after even the Russians have deciding against electing them.
This comes after a Prime Minister Morrison took an overnight flight to Moscow from Mt Isa on Sunday, to meet with President Putin.
“Come on Vlad, mate” begged The Nightwatchman.
“You can have free reign on any intel or trade deals. I promise you won’t get shirtfronted. Forget about Tony. He’s gone. I threw him a hospital pass and now he’s out bush getting yelled at by blackfellas”
President Putin, however, appeared uninterested in Morrison’s proposed offer of “doing what they did for Trump” and interfering in Australia’s upcoming federal election.
“Scott, Why would I want to inherit your government?” asked Putin.
“If you had your time again, would you choose to inherit this government?”
Morrison paused for a minute, before conceding that the current Australian Liberal Party would probably be harder to manage than the radical Islamist Chechen rebels of North Caucasus.
“Good point” said The Nightwatchman.
“But think of all of our sensitive government documents you would have access to”
It is at this point that President Putin began laughing hysterically, before informing Morrison that he already had access to those documents, and that the most recent cyberattack on Parliament House was hacked by his palace gardener’s ten-year-old daughter – and has made for some underwhelming bedtime reading.
