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The renewables sector has this week come forward with a fresh pitch to the Australian public.
With the chain still being dragged by various levels of government and business who are not fully set up to maximise their profits on the clean energy boom, the sector has offered up a new angle – cashing in on this fucking piece of shit late August early September windy season.
“Let’s not let the broken umbrellas, the washing blown on the ground, and the constant rattling of windows be for nothing,” explained a spokesperson for the sector.
“We all know how shit the wind is this time of year, so let’s cash in on it and make it work for us.”
The comments come as the nation gets irritated by the annual windy season, which pisses everyone off and sends primary school kids and pets fuckn round the twist.
The wind sets in for the next month or so, in what comes as a trade off for the lifting of the colder weather.
However, while many are thankful that they don’t have to shiver out of bed every morning, the warmer conditions mean that the undeniably worst weather conditions are here for the next little while.
“Wind is the mosquito of the weather world,” sighed the renewables spokesperson.
“It could disappear and no one would really miss it.”
“But it won’t, so let’s get a few more turbines up and generated a few watts for our trouble.”
“You know it makes sense.”
More to come.
