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After staying away for many nights over the past 17 years looking, the Prime Minister has finally found that catchy track that was his favourite way back in 2003.
“Jumping Jai Taurima! I’ve found it!” said Scott Morrison.
“Hello by the Cat Empire! Thank you, God! Thank you!”
When asked why he was so excited by the Treasurer, who was busy preparing his fill-in budget speech, the Prime Minister explained he’d been searching night and day for this track and he’d finally sound it.
“I was about to put the ASD (Australian Signals Directorate) on the case! Honest to Betsy, J-Train!”
Josh Frydenberg asked the Prime Minister not to call him that but it fell on excited, deaf ears.
“I was about to call up the boss down there at the Directorate and hum the song to him. Get the boys on the case. I know they’d be busy preventing China hacking us again but mate, this is big for me. I can’t begin to explain how stoked I am.”
The Treasurer then asked Scott if he’d like to at least read his budget speech before he read it out in the chamber.
He turned to look at the Prime Minister, who dropped his guts doing the robot at the end of the room with his headphones in, saying ‘Hello’ repeatedly.
More to come.
