TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Claudia Smith-Jones (26) is one of Betoota’s hottest socialites, she’s known around town for her flawless complexion, immaculate hair and enviable style. People have said that she’s the only Instagram influencer who’s Insta looks are the same as her real life looks. Well, not any more.
The Advocate can exclusively reveal that Claudia’s picture-perfect façade has a crack in it. Local service station attendant Jeramy Makeham claims that Claudia comes into the servo early Sunday mornings stinking like a stale brewery and looking like she’s about to pass out.
“Yeah, she always comes in and gets a Powerade, a box of Jatz and a block of cheese. It’s a pretty random choice now that I think about it, but I’m always more shocked to see her looking like shit”
“No one ever sees Claudia Smith-Jones looking shit.”
Our reporter reached out to Claudia to see if Jeramy’s claims were true and, if they are, why is Jeramy allowed to see her at rock bottom and no one else is – not even her boyfriend.
“Oh, that guy? Well I just trusted that he’s a good at keeping a secret.”
“When it’s 7:30 on a Sunday morning and you’re hung AF you do anything to make yourself feel better.”
“If that mean the servo guy sees me looking like shit then so be it, sometimes you just need a gatorade before you literally die”
Despite finding out that Claudia thinks he doesn’t count as a human being, Jeramy is just stoked that he gets to see her in the flesh at all.
More to come.
