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The tokenistic bowl of hand cut vegetables that accompanied a $12 shnitty and chips has got to be kidding itself, says one punter.

Inner-East Betoota man, Josh Gayrard (29) rarely treats himself to a dirty little pub lunch, and on Thursday of all days, he’s definitely not going to fuck around with gross cold vegetables.

“Mate, If I wanted to eat that kind of rabbitfood I would’ve just eaten the lunch my missus packed me”

“…Instead of throwing it in the bin the moment someone in my office suggested a lunch time schooey”

Josh says he can’t believe that out of the four mates he went to lunch with, some of them actually munged into the side salad.

“Mate, one bloke was eating mouthfuls of schnitzel and salad at the same time. I mean, what’s the fucking point?”

“You either commit to a breaded bird and fried chips or you don’t. No point trying to look healthy”

“I actually saw some psychopath eating a Ceasar salad in the front bar. Like, he’d actually ordered on to have with a BB at lunch [laughter]”

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