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Former breakfast television economist David Koch has sensationally claimed that his longtime rival Karl Stefanovic has been copying his unique style for years as the Today Show host debuts a sporting chrome dome and glasses on the US Election telecast.
Mr Koch, speaking from a rented holiday home in Sellicks Beach, said he tuned into Channel 9’s broadcast of the US Election to hear what political editor Charlie Croucher had to say because he’s a “sicko for this stuff” and has the best analysis on commercial TV today.
But as he tuned in, he told The Advocate he spat his Coopers mid out on the rug at what he saw.
“Where did his fucking hair go?” Koch asked our reporter.
“First the glasses, now this? It’s outrageous. This motherfucker “
Karl confirmed to The Advocate a short time ago, during an ad break, that he didn’t shave his hair off. There’s a much simpler explanation.
“In a rush to get on the plane on Saturday, I accidentally grabbed a bottle of Nair from bathroom instead of my normal shampoo, Pert 2-in-1. I washed my hair last night in the hotel and it all bloody fell out! Look at my eyebrows, they’re drawn on. I don’t have any eyelashes. Mate, I love Kochie and the last thing I want to do is copy him,” explained Stefanovic.
“My head is freezing, man. I don’t know how the Kochmeister has done this for like his whole life. Anyway, back to it.”
More to come.
