EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A woman who already knows she’s reckless on the piss has made the cardinal sin of drinking too much around people she barely knows, which has resulted in her giving away way too much personal information.
Veronica Hawthorn, 28, was chowing her way through a bottle of riesling with some new work colleagues last Friday night when she experienced a slight lull in the conversation, prompting her to bust out some personal anecdotes she knew would get a bite or two.
Which probably wasn’t a great idea given her manager and a client were both there to witness the debacle.
“Oh speaking of tattoos from before, haha, well, see this one here”, she said, rolling up the hem of her skirt to reveal a small tattoo of a black cat, “this was from when I had a threesome at Kit Kat. Let’s just say if you know, you know HAHA.”
“I didn’t even know either of them, but that’s A grade pingers for you!”
“It was so sweet though, we went and got tattoos afterwards.”
“Such lovely girls.”
More to come.
