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Tyler Fernie (26) finds himself confronted with a stark reminder of his dashed dreams every time he opens his pantry door. The culprit? A collection of untouched tuna cans, each one gathering dust and cobwebs as they sit there as a daily reminder of Tyler’s lack of ambition.
“It’s a heartbreaking sight, really,” lamented Tyler.
“I had such high hopes for these cans. I envisioned myself munching through them by the dozen”
“Have you tried these things though? they’re absolutely terrible! smells like cat food!” Tyler explained.
If i’m being honest it was an impulse purchase after one of those “everything changes tomorrow ” motivational nights.
I should have known I was going to be quickly put back in my place before no time.
As the days turn into weeks and weeks turn into months, the tuna cans show no sign of going anywhere.
“I don’t mind having them there, as much as they are a reminder of my failures, they also give off the vibe that I care about my health when I have people over”
