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If Jasmine Blach’s colleagues thought she was bad at concentrating during meetings in the office, virtual meetings via Zoom have proven that she has out-vagued herself.
Reports coming out of the isolated Munter and Fellison law firm are pretty conclusive that Jasmine just spends every video call looking at herself and not listening to a word anyone else is saying.
“I actually timed how long she looks at herself versus how long she pays attention,” one colleague told us via our own video call.
“She was present for 30-seconds of a 29-minute video call”
“I don’t know if she knows we can see her eyes looking at the square where her picture is”
“Everyone else’s eyes are up and looking at the person who’s talking, but she’s just there flipping her hair around and moving to get the right angle”
“I think she was actually practicing her photo pout at one point.”
The colleague went on to say that he had no intention of telling Jasmine that everyone knew she was looking at herself, he said that it was some light entertainment for everyone while being stuck in isolation – which is fair play in these unprecedented times.
More to come.
