EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has finally found the dog of her dreams this week, after explicitly stating that she wanted an impractical arsehole for a pet, it’s reported.
Stating that she was on the hunt for a dog that would treat her indifference at best, whilst being a raging brat to everyone else, Lisa Ellis, 28, had almost given up on looking when a friend suggested she try giving a short haired dachshund a go – and what would you know, it was a match made in heaven.
Lisa shows off ‘Mikey’, who physically recoils from our reporter’s outstretched hand.
“Oh don’t worry, Mikey hates everyone, sometimes I don’t even think he likes me!”, laughs Lisa, “he just tolerates me at best.”
“Oh, and he just loves to dig, don’t you Mikey!?”
“He’s already ruined my $300 pot plant.”
Lisa says the partnership has worked out so well, she’s thinking of doing what every other dachshund owner does – adopting another one!
“Then I’ll have two dogs I’ll have to carry up the stairs!”
More to come.
