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Somebody’s son from Betoota Grove has been able to absolutely own gender theory today after taking just one sip of single malt Scotch.
Dudley Hanman, who found the Scotch Whiskey on the internet after reading some kickass reviews, said he was expecting the ‘delicious elixir’ to give him a heightened sense of clarity – but this takes it to a whole other level.
“You’re either born with a dick or the other one,” he said.
“There’s only two options, dog. You can’t physically be born with one or the other, like does it make sense to you or not?”
“Case closed, lefties.”
