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Australia’s annoyed teenage older sisters have today insisted that the World Wrestling Entertainment franchise is fake, and that you are a fucking idiot for thinking it was real.
Despite the fact that they have no actual proof and can’t explain how Shane McMahon didn’t die when jumped three stories onto the Undertaker during the infamous Hell In A Cell cage match a Wrestlemania 32 in 2016, younger pre-teen brothers are being berate for their imaginative investment in the apparently fictional universe.
Older female siblings are reportedly 10 times more likely to tell you to piss off when you pull a part the entire couch set and make a make shift living room wrestling ring, and start doing the ‘suck it’ gesture made famous by Shaun Michael and Triple H.
They are also vastly more likely to tell mum when you start doing suplexes even though you were warned it was the only move she wasn’t okay with unless it was into the pool.
However, the nation’s recently new dads are inclined to agree with the teenage sons, especially when they remember back to the passionate rivalries between The Rock, Mankind, Triple H and Stone Cold in the late 1990s.
Local carpenter and recent father of twin daughter, Brett, say he doesn’t think that for one minute you could write a script as intricate as Vince McMahon’s six month internal investigation into who ran over Steve Austin in the Atlanta car park in 1999.
“It ended up being Rikishi. Of course. But he only did it to help The Rock, which is actually his cousin – they both have Samoan mothers”
“I think it was all a lot more real back then. Like maybe bits of it are scripted, but the rivalries are real”
“They’ve got to be”
