WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has lied through his teeth today, after being asked a relatively simple question.
Bradley Palmer did so a short time ago when receiving a call from one of the suppliers at work.
Instead of being honest, the 36-year-old engineer from Betoota Ponds decided to blatantly fib during while exchanging pleasantries.
“Yeah good weekend mate,” lied Palmer, visibly clenching after remembering the rank full toss that skittled him on Saturday morning.
“Really good actually,” continued the man who’s innings was finished a couple of minutes after it started.
Speaking to The Advocate about the false claims, Palmer said he’d rather not talk about it, before launching into a tirade about it.
“Fuck me,” he sighed.
“Why do I do it.”
“I missed my nephew’s birthday party and had a fight with my wife about playing on Saturday,” said the park cricketer.
“Then I tried to tonk this absolute sack of gravy and Pepsi-Max into someone’s back yard on the 4th delivery of my innings cause I wanted to cash in on his pies.”
“And he yelled in my face while I restrained myself and trudged off.”
“Got me in the flight he reckoned…”
“Then I sat there while my teammates piled on the runs before we bowled them out inside 15 overs and I didn’t get to roll the arm over.”
“It was awesome.”
“Fantastic Saturday which I definitely didn’t let ruin my Sunday.”
“Just processed it and moved on.”
“Anyway, I need to let it go, so if you wouldn’t mind.”
