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While the former president of the United States isn’t officially back in the top job yet, the big fella is already making moves!
Yessir, the Don has wasted no time in appointing a huge name to one of the most important portfolios in the country.
In news that will terrify the dirty communists and terrorists around the world, Mr Donald J Trump has unveiled his Secretary of Defence.
That man, will be the one and only Hulk Hogan.
That’s right, one of the most feared men on the face of planet earth will be taking the reins and making sure America is put first, all around the world.
The huge decision has now left the likes of Iran, China and Russia asking themselves the question; “Watcha gonna do when the hulkster runs wild on YOU?”
Speaking exclusively to The Advocate this morning, the Hulkster explained to us that he can’t wait to get into his work.
“Listen up you Hulkamaniacs, this country has been run into the ground by weak losers!” said the Hulkster
“We are the UN’s little bitch!”
“And that ain’t happening no more.”
“To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and prepare to fuck the rest of the world up!”
The Hulkster then confirmed that as a man who has worked very closely with Vince McMahon over the years, he’s fully prepared to project a positive vision of the company to the general public in order to allow his boss to get away with crook shit.
More to come.
