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Noted Greenie Boris Johnson has today tried to push his climate change agenda on Australia.
This comes after the UK Prime Minister called our Prime Minister to urge him to take ‘bold action’ on the issue overnight.
The Old Eatonian, a noted sandstone school and nursery for socialist lefties released a statement saying that he “stressed that we need bold action to address climate change, noting that the UK’s experience demonstrates that driving economic growth and reducing emissions can go hand-in-hand.”
However, while this principle fits in with 99% of scientists’ demands and the vast majority of economists who don’t rely on fossil fuels to maintain a lavish lifestyle, Scotty from Marketing has told Boris to ‘just ease up with the leftie shit.’
Speaking exclusively with The Advocate this morning, the Prime Minister said he can’t believe Boris felt compelled to call him and ask for action on climate change.
“Jesus Christ, was I talking to Boris from Brunswick last night,” he laughed to us.
“The fact he felt the need to call me to preach that shit is absurd.”
“He clearly hasn’t seen the recommendations of the NCCC which is led by a Gas executive that I directly appointed without a proper recruiting and approval process for some reason.”
“It’s getting some tiresome, all these leftie elites pretending like Climate Change is an actual issue,” said the Prime Minister about the actions of powerful stakeholders who have nearly finished transitioning their wealth out of fossil fuels making noise about a push for renewables.
“Yawn,” he said and hung up.
