EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In what might be the greatest display of masculinity this past decade, president elect Donald Trump today ended his pre-inauguration victory rally by busting out some dance moves, surrounded by men wearing cowboy outfits and spandex leather.
Standing before a sea of red hats at Capitol One Arena in Washington and with a slew of millionaires and celebrities that were popular 20 years ago in tow, including actor Jon Voight, and musicians Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood, Trump repeated his campaign promise to crack down on immigration on ‘day one’,as well as rolling back diversity programs, promoting oil drilling and withdrawing from the Paris climate record.
Elon Musk was also seen at the rally with one of his 12 children, who he has suddenly been bringing to every public appearance for the past two months. Introduced as one of the ‘few geniuses in America’, by Trump, Musk then proceeded to deliver a short, blundering speech about making America great again before descending into a series of fist pumps.
After rambling about Musk’s rockets and how he thought they were going to ‘explode’, (one recently did) Trump then heavily hinted that Musk helped him interfere with the election, stating that ‘he knows those computers better than anybody. Those vote counting computers. And we ended up winning in Pennsylvania like, in a landslide. It was pretty good. Thank you Elon.’
Trump wrapped up his hourlong speech with a performance by the Village People, who originally sued Trump for using their song ‘YMCA’ without permission, where he danced in a front of the delighted crowd using his signature double handjob dance move.
More to come.
